Oh, yes, please distract me anytime! And send me the occasional hug. I don't know why it should be so, but I've always found virtual hugs to be almost as comforting as real ones.

It's 10:20 on a Saturday morning and I'm at my office right now. I bet you can guess why.

Is it safe for me to assume that everyone loved the potato salad and the authorities in your city are not investigating a mysterious number of food poisoning deaths?