I'm surprised he's growing out his sideburns so early -- doesn't Hamlet run for quite a while in London? (Well, not a short-short run.)

His facial hair seems to grow so damn fast, it surprises me, is all -- all my cousins (every single one of them damn hairy Scots -- don't get me started on how off-putting hair on the back of a man is ... ewww!) have beards by day three if they don't shave. And DT appears to have strong afternoon shadow, eh?