Holy Crap!

Oct. 5th, 2009 02:45 am
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DT is in LA (and was spotted at Kylie Minogue's concert last night)! Does this mean he got the part he auditioned for?!?

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Date: 2009-10-05 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garpu.livejournal.com
But, but! They don't do it on CSI or Law & Order! :)

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Date: 2009-10-05 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mtemplar-fic.livejournal.com
They only have an hour to solve crimes! *grins*

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Date: 2009-10-05 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garpu.livejournal.com
You mean it doesn't take three seconds to determine how and when a person died? *gasp*

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Date: 2009-10-05 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mtemplar-fic.livejournal.com
*laughs* Give me an hour - I can usually get a pretty good idea by then.

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Date: 2009-10-05 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mtemplar-fic.livejournal.com
*grins* One of my huge pet peeves. When someone lists 'cardiac arrest' as a cause of death. That IS death, dammit!

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Date: 2009-10-05 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garpu.livejournal.com
Guess I really hadn't thought about the criteria for being dead. :)

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Date: 2009-10-05 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mtemplar-fic.livejournal.com
It's not really a criteria, more like a symptom. XP

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Date: 2009-10-05 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garpu.livejournal.com
I'm having flashbacks to Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch...

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Date: 2009-10-05 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mtemplar-fic.livejournal.com
My work here is done. *grins*

Seriously, though - it's ridiculous how many times those certificates aren't filled out properly. Say a kiddo walks under a ladder and a full paint can falls on his head - kid dies at the scene. You need to do a little investigation/find reliable witnesses as to whether kiddo was alone, or if someone helped along that paint can, inadvertently or no. Then you can make the determination as to whether the cause of death is 'accident', 'manslaughter' or 'homicide'. Say kiddo has a brain aneurysm anyway that really wasn't helped by the paint can falling on his head - it'd be listed as a contributor, but not the actual cause of death (which would be via the paint can).

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Date: 2009-10-05 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garpu.livejournal.com
"I hope you didn't just trip over a brick. That would be embarrassing, then again, painless."

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Date: 2009-10-05 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mtemplar-fic.livejournal.com
OK... Can of paint = radioactive piano. :P

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Date: 2009-10-05 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garpu.livejournal.com
That's almost into Fluxus territory. ;)

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Date: 2009-10-05 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mtemplar-fic.livejournal.com
And you've just lost me. :P

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Date: 2009-10-05 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garpu.livejournal.com
Performance art movement.:)

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