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Title: Untitled Drabble
Author:

mtemplar
Characters: The Doctor (Tenth), Rose Tyler
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: I do not own 'Doctor Who' and am making no profit from this fanfiction.
Spoilers: None
Author's Notes: This is a copy of my comment in

principia_coh's smut meme entry. Mine isn't particularly smutty, though. *shrugs*
Betas: None - I triumphantly claim all mistakes as my very own.
Summary: The Doctor gets distracted.

Rose was starving, as usual. After an afternoon of wandering around the city seeing the local sights, the Doctor took her by the arm and gently steered her in the direction of a small Italian cafe, where he hoped to avert disaster - disaster being Rose with low blood sugar.

They sat in the darkened booth in the back of the establishment, hunched over their menus and perusing their choices. "The portion sizes look like they're fairly, er... big," the Doctor said, glancing a few tables over to where another couple had been served a moment ago. "Want to split something?"

"Sure," Rose mumbled, still on page two of the menu. "Is there anything you'd prefer?"

I would prefer you. I would prefer you with maybe the spaghetti and meat sauce at the same time. I would prefer you to feed me the spaghetti with meat sauce in your knickers. No, wait - no knickers. I prefer my spaghetti and meat sauce naked.

"Anything you like would be fine," the Doctor got out after much throat clearing.

"How about spaghetti? With extra meat sauce?" Rose offered, looking up curiously as the Doctor slapped his hand over his mouth to suppress a groan.