George, We've Got Just The Job For You!

[mtemplar_fic]

From the Guardian:



George, We've Got Just The Job For You!

As of today, George W Bush has exactly 77 days left to put his CV in order, a difficult task complicated by the fact that whatever he's done as president, he hasn't done much of it lately. There aren't many positions out there suited to a former world leader and professional lame duck, but a few high-profile vacancies have presented themselves in recent weeks, and more are bound to arise as the year draws to a close. There must be some job the man can do competently. He still has so much to give.

The new Doctor Who

Ever since David Tennant announced he was handing in his sonic screwdriver, speculation over his potential replacement has been rife. But not one person - correct me if I'm wrong - has so far suggested Bush for the role. The surprise when Tennant morphed into the former president on Christmas Day would therefore be enormous, and huge ratings for the first two episodes would be guaranteed. It's hard to see him lasting long, but perhaps he'll turn his inability to say "reverse the polarity of the neutron flow" into a charming character flaw.



Original article, with other silly suggestions here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/05/george-bush-usa

Comments

[garpu.livejournal.com]

Ow. Tea up the nose.

[mtemplar-fic.livejournal.com]

Sowwy!